S And M Liquor

I had my first sip. This was a long time ago. I have since enjoyed many sips. Skip forward to today and I am writing this about my years of sipping suds. If you like beer, then go somewheres else. If you love beer, then come see us. Oh yeah, we have a great selection of liquor as well with some rare finds in our wine cave. It isn't as cool as the bat cave, but hey, what is as cool as the bat cave? I did catch a live bat, but don't worry, he won't bother you. So what are you waiting for to come by and check us out? The end of this long story? Well the end is nigh, so I'll see you tonight against the clear blue sky. That sentence rhymed. Take that second grade teacher lady. Hooray beer!